The Wildest Stories from Kingdom Come 2: Delivering Mayhem and Laughter

Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2: A Hilarious Odyssey Through Bohemia's Absurdities

Every playthrough of Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is a unique adventure, not simply due to its brutal realism and unforgiving medieval setting, but also because of the sheer comedic chaos that unfolds constantly. Below are some of the most ludicrous side quests encountered while exploring Bohemia. These tales are spoiler-free for the main storyline, focusing solely on the game's unpredictable and hilarious side quests.

Table of Contents:

• Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song
• Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern
• Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog
• Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price
• Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies
• Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song

In the charming town of Želejov, two indolent troubadours dream of Bohemian musical domination. Their problem? They lack funds, an instrument, and any discernible artistic vision. Henry, ever the helpful protagonist, embarks on a series of increasingly absurd tasks to aid them. This involves lute theft (risking arrest and reputational damage), procuring sheep gut strings, and even hauling sacks for the debt-averse duo. Their final "masterpiece"? A mind-numbingly tedious song about Henry's mundane chores. The locals cringe, Henry facepalms, and the player laughs.

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Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern

The troubadours' strings require crafting by the inebriated hunter, Vojtěch. Found injured after a wolf encounter, the rescue mission involves carrying him, saving his horse, and attempting sobriety. However, delivering him directly to the tavern yields a far more memorable (and hilarious) outcome. Vojtěch's displeasure is palpable, leading to a memorable second encounter offering only a scenic view as compensation.

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Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog

The Polovtsians, responsible for Henry's family's tragedy, are encountered in a tavern. Instead of a violent confrontation, a bizarre turn of events leads to socializing, matchmaking, and excessive drinking. The climax? A philosophical discussion with a talking dog, culminating in a reckless lake swim.

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Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price

A successful burglary spree ends abruptly with a botched heist. The consequences? A swift arrest, narrowly avoided due to Henry's quick thinking, but not before highlighting the game's attention to detail; flashy accessories and lingering smells give him away.

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Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies

A stolen horse and a plan to sell it to the gypsy horse trader, Mikolaj, goes awry when the horse escapes before the deal. The ensuing wait for Mikolaj to wake up and his leisurely breakfast only adds to the comedic timing.

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Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

These are just glimpses into the game's unique charm. Every action, however small, has unpredictable consequences, creating a truly memorable and hilarious experience. The commitment to realism and immersion makes each playthrough a unique and unforgettable adventure, a must-play for open-world RPG fans.

Bohemia awaits!

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