Polandball: Not Safe For World

Experience the ultimate global peacekeeper simulator! In this historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) game, the world is in chaos – riots, terrorism, and zombies run rampant. As America's sidekick, YOU are the chosen one, tasked with saving the world and bringing peace through… strategic nuclear deployment!

The gameplay is simple: rotate the globe, identify troubled nations, and unleash your arsenal until peace is restored. Time is of the essence; global happiness and population levels must remain stable. Choose from 3 weapons (13 in total) per game. Fans of Polandball will find much to love here.

Frequently Asked Questions:

• Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
• A: Because Poland is upside down.
• Q: What do you mean "Poland is upside down"?
• A: Next question.
• Q: Why is Israel a box?
• A: Because of Jewish Physics.
• Q: This game is offensive.
• A: This isn't a question.

What's New (Version 1.08.9 - September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations to comply with Google Play's version policy.